GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic boo